Y dice...

On My Way Home, Police Car Pulled Me Over

After They Left, I Puttered Out Of Gas.
'triple-A' Came, But My Card Was Expired!
I Had To Walk Home, And Of Course, It Rained Half The Time.
I Tried To Get Some Shut-Eye, Then I Was Abducted!

They Put Cold Things In My Butt.
They Sampled A Bit Of My D.N.A.
They Left Me On Top Of My Sheets,
I Dreamt I Went Potty, Then Woke Up Drenched In Me.
This Day Sucked The Hardest Ever...

I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed Today.
A Little Bit Less Than Nothing Would Go My Way.

I Got Up To Toss My Soiled Sheets,
The Hallway Was Dark And I Stubbed My Big Toe.
It Was Then That I Sensed The Irony (Burning Me),
Then I Heard A Voice Say,
"Come Sail Aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I Suppose I'm To Blame For Getting Pulled Over.
I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed Today.
A Little Bit Less Than Nothing Would Go My Way.

Thank Goodness For The Bathtubs And Suds!
I Guess I'm The Culprit For Running Out Of Gas.
Let's Assume I'm The Guy Who Didn't Pay His 'triple-A' Fee.
In Actuality, I Let The Zetas Probe Me.

Yesterday Was All My Fault.
I Let Negativity Get The Better Of Me.
Thank Goodness For The Bathtubs And Suds!
They Temporarily Set Free This Quandary.

I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed Today.
A Little Bit Less Than Nothing Would Go My Way.
I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed Today.
A Little Bit Less Than Nothing Would Go My Way.

Fin