Y dice...

Meet Eddie, Twenty-Three Years Old.
Fed Up With Life And The Way Things
Are Going, He Decides To Rob A Liquor
Store.

("I Can't Take This No More, I
Can't Take It No More Homes") But On
His Way In, He Has A Sudden Change Of
Heart. And Suddenly, His Conscience
Comes Into Play... ("Shit Is Mine, I
Gotta Do This.. Gotta Do This")

Alright, Stop! I'm Your Motherfuckin
Conscience That's Nonsense! Go In And
Gaffle The Money And Run To One Of
Your Aunt's Cribs And Borrow A Damn
Dress, And One Of Her Blonde Wigs Tell
Her You Need A Place To Stay You'll Be

Safe For Days If You Shave Your Legs
With An Aged Razor Blade Yeah But If
It All Goes Through Like It's Supposed
To The Whole Neighborhood Knows You
And They'll Expose You Think About It

Before You Walk In The Door First Look
At The Store Clerk, She's Older Than
George Burns Fuck That! Do That Shit!
Shoot That Bitch! Can You Afford To
Blow This Shit? Are You That Rich? Why

You Give A Fuck If She Dies? Are You
That Bitch? Do You Really Think She
Gives A Fuck If You Have Kids? Man,
Don't Do It, It's Not Worth It To Risk
It!

("It's Alright C'mon, Just Come In
Here For A Minute") ("Mmm, I Don't
Know!") ("Look Baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo,
It's Gonna Be Alright, Right?")
("Well Ok..") Meet Stan, Twenty-One
Years Old. ("Give Me A Kiss!") After
Meeting A Young Girl At A Rave Party,

Things Start Getting Hot And Heavy In
An Upstairs Bedroom. Once Again, His
Conscience Comes Into Play... ("Shit!")
Now Listen To Me, While You're Kissin

Her Cheek And Smearin Her Lipstick, I
Slipped This In Her Drink Now All You
Gotta Do Is Nibble On This Little
Bitch's Earlobe.. Man Fuck That, Hit
That Shit Raw Dawg And Bail..

Meet Grady, A Twenty-Nine Year Old
Construction Worker. After Coming Home
From A Hard Day's Work, He Walks In
The Door Of His Trailer Park Home To
Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man.

("What The Fuck?!?!") ("Grady!!")
Alright Calm Down, Relax, Start
Breathin.. Fuck That Shit, You Just
Caught This Bitch Cheatin While You At

Work She's With Some Dude Tryin To Get
Off?! Fuck Slittin Her Throat, Cut
This Bitch's Head Off!!! Wait! What If
There's An Explanation For This Shit?
Alright Shady, Maybe He's Right Grady

But Think About The Baby Before You
Get All Crazy Okay! Thought About It,
Still Wanna Stab Her? Grab Her By The
Throat, Get Your Daughter And Kidnap
Her? That's What I Did, Be Smart,

Don't Be A Retard You Gonna Take
Advice From Somebody Who Slapped Dee
Barnes??! What'chu Say? I'ma Kill You
Motherfucker! Uhhh-Aahh! Temper
Temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?

Mr. Ak Comin' Straight Outta Compton Y'all
Better Make Way? How In The Fuck You
Gonna Tell This Man Not To Be Violent?
Cause He Don't Need To Go The Same
Route That I Went Been There, Done
That.. Aw Fuck It... What Am I Sayin?
Shoot Em Both Grady, Where's Your Gun
At?

Fin