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Who Came Through With Two Glocks To Terrorize Your Borough
Told You How To Slap Dicks And Murder Your Girl
Gave You All The Finger And Told You To Sit And Twirl
Sold A Billion Tapes And Still Screamed, "Fuck The World!"

So Come And Kill Me While My Name's Hot
And Shoot Me Twenty-Five Times In The Same Spot
I Think I Got A Generation Brainwashed
To Pop Pills And Smoke Pot Til They Brains Rot
Stop They Blood Flow Until They Veins Clot

I Need A Pain Shot, And A Shot Of Plain Scotch
Purple Haze And Acid Raindrops
Spike The Punch At The Party And Drink Pop
Shaved My Armpits And Wore A Tank Top
Bad Boy, I Told You That I Can't Stop
You Gotta Make Em Fear You 'fore You Make Em Feel You
So Everybody Buy My Shit Or I'ma Come And Kill You

I Got Mushrooms, I Got Acid, I Got Tabs And Aspirin Tablets
I'm Your Brother When You Need, Some Good Weed To Set You Free
You Know Me, I'm Your Friend, When You Need A Minithin
I'm Shady!!

I Like Happy Things, I'm Really Calm And Peaceful
I Like Birds, Bees, I Like People
I Like Funny Things That Make Me Happy And Gleeful
Like When My Teacher Sucked My Wee-Wee In Preschool
The Ill Type, I Stab Myself With A Steel Spike
While I Blow My Brain Out, Just To See What It Feels Like

Cause This Is How I Am In Real Life
I Don't Want To Just Die A Normal Death, I Wanna Be Killed Twice
How You Gonna Scare Somebody With A Gun Threat
When They High Off Of Drugs They Haven't Even Done Yet
So Bring The Money By Tonight - Cause Your Wife
Said This The Biggest Knife She Ever Saw In Her Life

I Try To Keep It Positive And Play It Cool
Shoot Up The Playground And Tell The Kids To Stay In School
Cause I'm The One They Can Relate To And Look Up To Better
Tonight I Think I'll Write My Biggest Fan A Fuck You Letter

I Got Mushrooms, I Got Acid, I Got Tabs And Aspirin Tablets
I'm Your Brother When You Need, Some Good Weed To Set You Free
You Know Me, I'm Your Friend, When You Need A Minithin
I'm Shady!!

Yo.. I Listen To Your Demo Tape And Act Like I Don't Like It

Six Months Later You Hear Your Lyrics On My Shit

People Don't Buy Shit No More They Just Dub It

That's Why I'm Still Broke And Had The Number One Club Hit
But They Love It When You Make Your Business Public
So Fuck It, I've Got Herpes While We On The Subject
And If I Told You I Had Aids Y'all Would Play It

Cause You Stupid Motherfuckers Think I'm Playin When I Say It
Well, I Do Take Pills, Don't Do Speed
Don't Do Crack
Don't Do Smack, I Do Do Shrooms, Do Drink Beer
I Just Wanna Make A Few Things Clear

My Baby Mama's Not Dead
And I Don't Have Herpes, My Dick's Just Itchin
It's Not Syphilis, And As For Being Aids Infested
I Don't Know Yet, I'm Too Scared To Get Tested

I Got Mushrooms, I Got Acid, I Got Tabs And Aspirin Tablets
I'm Your Brother When You Need, Some Good Weed To Set You Free
You Know Me, I'm Your Friend, When You Need A Minithin
I'm Shady!!
I Told You I Was Shady!!

Y'all Didn't Wanna Believe Me!
I'm Shady!!
And That's My Name

Fin