Y dice...

Ok, I'm Going To Attempt To Drown
Myself You Can Try This At Home You
Can Be Just Like Me!

Mic Check One Two.. We Recordin? I'm
Cancerous, So When I Diss You Wouldn't
Wanna Answer This If You Responded
Back With A Battle Rap You Wrote For

Canibus I Strangled You To Death Then
I Choked You Again Then Break Your
Fuckin Legs Till Your Bones Poke
Through Your Skin You Beef Wit Me,

I'ma Even The Score Equally Take You
On Jerry Springer, And Beat Yer Ass
Legally I Get You Blunted Off Of Funny
Home Grown Cause When I Smoke Out I
Hit The Trees Harder Than Sonny Bono

(Ohh No!!) So If I Said I Never Did
Drugs That Would Mean I Lie And Get
Fucked More Than The President Does
Hillary Clinton Tried To Slap Me And

Call Me A Pervert I Ripped Her Fuckin
Tonsils Out And Fed Her Sherbet
(Bitch!) My Nerves Hurt, And Lately
I'm On Edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice And

Ripped Out His Blonde Dreads (Fuck
You!) Every Girl I Ever Went Out Wit
Is Goin Lez Follow Me And Do Exactly
What The Song Says: Smoke Weed, Take

Pills, Drop Outta School, Kill People
And Drink And Jump Behind The Wheel
Like It Was Still Legal I'm Dumb
Enough To Walk In A Store And Steal So
I'm Dumb Enough To Ask For A Date With

Lauryn Hill Some People Only See That
I'm White, Ignorin Skill Cause I Stand
Out Like A Green Hat With A Orange
Bill But I Don't Get Pissed, Y'all
Don't Even See Through The Mist How

The Fuck Can I Be White, I Don't Even
Exist I Get A Clean Shave, Bathe, Go
To A Rave Die From An Overdose And Dig
Myself Up Out Of My Grave My Middle
Finger Won't Go Down, How Do I Wave?
And This Is How I'm Supposed To Teach
Kids How To Behave?

Now Follow Me And Do Exactly What You
See Don't You Wanna Grow Up To Be Just
Like Me! I Slap Women And Eat Shrooms
Then O.D. Now Don't You Wanna Grow Up
To Be Just Like Me!

Me And Marcus Allen Went Over To See
Nicole When We Heard A Knock At The
Door, Must Have Been Ron Gold' Jumped
Behind The Door, Put The Orgy On Hold
Killed Em Both And Smeared Blood In A

White Bronco (We Did It!) My Mind
Won't Work If My Spine Don't Jerk I
Slapped Garth Brooks Out Of His
Rhinestone Shirt I'm Not A Player Just

A Ill Rhyme Sayer That'll Spray An
Aerosol Can Up At The Ozone Layer
(Psssssssh) My Rap Style's Warped, I'm
Runnin Out The Morgue Witcha Dead
Grandmother's Corpse To Throw It On
Your Porch Jumped In A Chickenhawk

Cartoon Wit A Cape On And Beat Up
Foghorn Leghorn With An Acorn I'm Bout
As Normal As Norman Bates, With
Deformative Traits A Premature Birth
That Was Four Minutes Late Mother..

Are You There? I Love You I Never
Meant To Hit You Over The Head With
That Shovel Will Someone Explain To My
Brain That I Just Severed A Main Vein
With A Chainsaw And I'm In Pain? I

Take A Breather And Sighed; Either I'm
High, Or I'm Nuts Cause If You Ain't
Tiltin This Room, Neither Am I So When
You See Your Mom With A Thermometer

Shoved In Her Ass Then It Probably Is
Obvious I Got It On With Her Cause
When I Drop This Solo Shit It's Over
With I Bought Cage's Tape, Opened It,
And Dubbed Over It

I Came To The Club Drunk With A Fake
Id Don't You Wanna Grow Up To Be Just
Like Me! I've Been With 10 Women Who
Got Hiv Now Don't You Wanna Grow Up To

Be Just Like Me! I Got Genital Warts
And It Burns When I Pee Don't You
Wanna Grow Up To Be Just Like Me! I
Tie A Rope Around My Penis And Jump
From A Tree You Probably Wanna Grow Up
To Be Just Like Me!!!

Fin