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Yes! Yes! Thank You For Inviting Me
Here For My Final Speech. Ladies And
Gentlemen, Homosexuals, Lesbians, And
Transvestites, Allow Me To Introduce
Myself As The Hungry Hustler, Afroman.

I Am The American Dream. Even Though
The Government Tried To Experiment
With Me By Placing Me In The Projects,
I'm Still The American Dream.

Surrounded By Drugs,
Jeopardized My Life By Living Around
Thugs, But I'm Still The American
Dream.

Kicked Outta Palmdale High School
Because I Was Considered A Distraction
To The Educational Process.

I've Traveled Through The Complete
Metamorphosis Of The Justice System,
And I'm Still The American Dream.

Entered Juvenile Hall As A Tadpole;
Hopped Outta Prison As A Bull Frog,
But I'm Still The American Dream.

The Most Rejected, Disrespected, When
I Went For A Job I Was Never Selected,
But I Am Still The American Dream.

And Right About Now,
I Find It Quite Serendipitous To See
That All Of You Some-Timin',
Wishy-Washy, Two-Faced, Back-Stabbin',

Coniving Hypocrites Have Accumulated
Here In My Midst To Persecute My
Character With Such Flagrant
Slanderousity,

But I Counter-Attack By Calling It
Constructive Criticism, And All Of
Your Negativity Has Been Recycled Into
Motivation, And I Am Still The
American Dream.

Amazing Grace, How Sweet The Sound
That Saved A Wretch Like Me. I Once
Was Lost, But Now I'm Found; Was Blind,
But Now I See. There's A Lot Of
People Out There Who Can Identify With
Me.

Young Lady Right Here, You May Be A
Single Teenaged Mother, But You Are
Still The American Dream.

The Lady Next To You, Yes. Your
Breasts May Not Be As Big As Men Think
They Should Be, But You Are Still The
American Dream.

Young Man, You May Not Be A Baller,
Shot Caller, With 20 Inch Blades On
The Impala, But You Are Still The
American Dream. Young Man Right Here,
You May Have Spent All Your Money On A
Hood Rat Bitch And Didn't Get No Pussy
Last Night, But You Are Still The
American Dream.

Yes Sir, I Am Just Like Ham. I'm For
The Black Man, The Mexican, And Even
Poor White, All Human Beings That Have
No Rights.

So Put Down Your Past, Pick Up Your
Future, Follow Me As We Journey
Through The Red Sea, Cause I Have Been
To The Mountain Top, I've Seen The
Promised Land,

Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory Of The
Underground Category.

My Mind Has Been Delivered.
My Spirit Has Been Reinstated From The
Corporate World's Modern-Day Slavery.
I've Been Emancipated.

Free At Last! Free At Last! Fuck A
Drug Test, I'm Fittin' To Roll Some
Grass. Love, Peace, And Afro Grease,
Fro-Ever!

A-E-I-O-U, And Sometimes W. 'cuz I'm
High, Cuz I'm High, Cuz I'm High.

Fin